writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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