You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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