my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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