Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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