She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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