so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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