Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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