Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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