Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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