these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I want to fling myself into the sun
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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