Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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