I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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