I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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