my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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