Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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