I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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