I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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