Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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