just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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