Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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