let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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