"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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