We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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