It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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