Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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