I love black thongs
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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