i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
