Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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