i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
farters have to be the big spoon...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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