she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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