some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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