look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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