Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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