The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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