Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
sex on a bike is impossible
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