TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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