Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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