I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
