Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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