no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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