the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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