The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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