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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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