You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize