oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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