how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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