I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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