I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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