I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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