I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
