So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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