We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got chris browned last night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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