North Korea, Best Korea!
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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