just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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